This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward...

The mystery was solved last Tuesday when the office IT guy, Marcus, finally installed a security camera pointing at the printer jam sensor. The footage revealed the truth: Janet wasn’t trying to be weird.

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The Unspoken Office Geometry: Navigating Bizarre Coworker Habits This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward...

The keyword is because the sentence is never finished. Toward what? Toward nature? Toward art? Toward a slower pace? Toward the version of herself she abandoned at 22? The mystery was solved last Tuesday when the